My ripped pants, your laugh

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My ripped pants, your laugh

Thu, 06/29/2023 - 15:55
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Have you ever seen the episode of SpongeBob SquarePants where he rips his pants? Everyone has probably ripped their pants at least once in their lifetime. It is unfortunate and hopefully you notice it first, but then there are those other times when someone must give you the alarming news. I just recently ripped my pants and the experience wasn’t terrible but it was humbling. That morning before leaving my home I thought to myself, “These pants are nice, I hope they don’t rip or stain.” Well, it looks like it was accidentally manifested. As I picked up my sisters to grab coffee before driving to work, there was already a feeling of being rushed, knowing I had a court case story to work on that morning. Exciting my vehicle, my sisters, Alli and Joey, giggled and spoke of a hole in my pants smack-dab on the tushy. Immediately covering that area, I probably looked like I soiled myself. Laughing, we entered the shop and ordered. Somehow the hole expanded and going home to change pants…

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