Hawley: ‘Don’t care how, I want it now!’

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Hawley: ‘Don’t care how, I want it now!’

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Josh Hawley, Missouri’s firstterm junior U.S. senator, works overtime to try to make himself sound like a big deal.

But he comes off sounding as credible as a porta potty labeled “Jackass.” Yes, the potty might look normal, but upon stepping inside, the plastic toilet room will be launched into the sky, fall and then bounce around on a bungee cord, drenching the occupant, who should have known better than to enter.

Over and over, Hawley’s office sends out press releases telling what “Hawley demands.” Here are a half-dozen of his releases issued since December and headlined…

• March 16 – “Hawley demands open hearings on U.S. withdrawl...”

• Feb. 16 – “Hawley demands Biden administration…”

• Feb. 1 – “Hawley demands answers and illegal aliens…”

• Jan. 18 – “Hawley demands explanation for how Islamic terrorist…”

• Jan. 11 – “Hawley demands answers after Intel apologizes…”

• Jan. 5 – “Hawley demands DOS and DHS rescind new policies…”

Here is a clue for Hawley. He is not so important that anyone car…